Gabriel J. Roth hails from the remote island-state of Gnu Yawk, which varies in travel time from Princeton in accordance with the migration of its inhabitants. From about 2 second of Facebook stalking, we know he enjoys playing the intense version of Keep the Ball Up. This explains why keeping his athletic figure is so important to Gabe that he would choose to STILL be an engineer after being assigned to Forbes College. What you probably don’t know is that while Gabe enjoys other traditional tall people sports such as basketball, getting things from high shelves, and saving kittens stuck in trees, he also has a sensitive side! When he’s not thinking up swoon-worthy poems and stopping to smell the roses, he occasionally finds himself in the Bloomberg basement where he sings with Koleinu in his sweet tenor voice. But you don’t really care for music, do you?